Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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