that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i think i just lost a toe
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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