I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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