Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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