i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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