I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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