so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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