i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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