I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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