I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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