you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize