saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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