Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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