is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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