in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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