Nicole vs. Life
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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