i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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