Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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