everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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