i don't like sucking hair
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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