scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Never joke about your clitoris.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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