hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
no. you can't hotbox the world.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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