chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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