I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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