I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
did i walk over a car last night?
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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