it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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