fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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a search helicopter?!
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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