im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My penis needs a shock collar
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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