Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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