my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I'm always down for nudity.
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