how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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