Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
