I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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