you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
People in love make me want to vomit
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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