The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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