What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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