I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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