I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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