seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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