What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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