just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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