was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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