Sponge bath it is.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
