I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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