that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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