the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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