Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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