I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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