pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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