Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
