is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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