i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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