Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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