I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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