how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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