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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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