My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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